
I left Hanoi and made my way down to Hoi'An which lies in Central Vietnam. Hoi'An is a charming mercantile harbor town with excellent seafood restaurants, tailor shops and little boutiques. I arrived in the evening and began searching for The Mango Rooms Restaurant, which had been suggested to me by a friend. As I explored the streets, I heard cheering down a poorly-lit street. Street performance? Communist rally? Chicken fighting to raise money for avian bird flu awareness? I decided to walk towards the noise since the other direction offered complete rural darkness. I discovered a small stage illuminated by a string of colored lanterns. A rambunctious crowd huddled under the lights and cheered on a rendition of the pinata game - only instead of bashing decorated paper animals full of candy, there were two small hanging clay pots. An MC riled the crowd as masked contestants armed with wooden mallets made their way from a line to the swinging clay pots 10 feet away. I observed for a while taking photographs and listened to the excitement of the crowd wax and wane as homerun swings were waged against the helpless pots. Of the 30 attempts I saw, only 4 had success in exploding the pot into little pieces - some of which landed on the crowd. Success was rewarded with cheering, a brief interview with the MC and your selection of a prize.

I handed over 2000 dong (about $0.13) to the MC and it was then that I became very aware of the beating drum. I paced the distance to the hanging pots to gauge how far I would walk before having a blind swing. This was a common technique of the previous winners. When I approached the pots, my head was nearly level with the swinging pots. This elicited a grand cheer from the crowd. Did they want me to forget the wooden mallet and shatter the pot with a jumping header? The thought did cross my mind. What if I completely shanked it? I returned to my line, donned the masked which covered my eyes, paced out the distance with the drum, raised my mallet and paused. Was I even close to the pot? Some of the previous contestants had been literally 4 ft off target. The crowd started yelling, "Trai trai" and "Phai phai" as I made minor adjustments. What the hell is, "Phai phai"? It probably means, "stand still while we empty your backpack." Clearly, it was "right, right" and "left, left." With my right hand gripping the mallet in striking position, I raised my left hand to my ear hoping to get the crowd going a bit more. I made my swing and no joke, made serious wood on the clay pot which quickly lost its form to a hundred little pieces. I removed my masked and viewed the smiles and cheering among the crowd. The MC shook my hand and asked where I was from. New York I said, but the crowd did not react like you might expect from an American game show. I threw the crowd a wave thanking them for their useless navigation and encouraging support and made my prize selection. The MC ran up to me again and asked if I was going to give my prize to my wife. I shook my head, showed him my bare hand and said, "No, girlfriend." Besides learning that my spatial sense while blindfolded is fairly decent, I found that putting on the mask of the locals and giving something a try has been an attitude that will always bring travel success.